Men Are Just Happier People
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Shorty and Lofty.
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it’s only for £52.50. None of them will have anything smaller.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators…YES!!!
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.
A man has five items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, razor, soap, and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!
It seems like the cock heads are out and about, this IP 126.96.36.199 has tried 16 times to get in to the site – apparently it belongs to ukrtel.net which at a guess comes up as a Ukrainian site. This dickhead however takes the cake 188.8.131.52 a frog IP address – 4 pages of attempts to access the admin side of the site.
How’s this for an idea?
I’ve been using a gallery script for ages and since WP has been upgrading the gallery script started to error and the author has pretty much said ‘tough’ – damn glad I didn’t him money for it the wanker!! Now I gotta work out this new one that seems to like to knacker up the CSS
This is not from the Suite Espanola, just a bonus track.
Prelude in E – Manuel Maria Ponce
I thought I’d take a look at the last 12 months seeing as I’m bored shitless so here goes, oh and it’s not gunna be in any real order and mostly it’s my year.
Firstly, wanna say thoughts and prayers are with Michael Shumacher and Brian May – here’s hoping you can beat your battles. The world lost a few this year too, Nelson Mandela, Lou Reed, Richard Briers, plus a few more who escape me.
Got another grand daughter (Madelyn), which reminds me I’ve got to update the about me page 😛 – haven’t done much apart from building guitars, I’ve not personally done much at all – it’s either been too hot or to fnerckin’ boring what 2013 has shown me, is that I seriously hate this country as even though there’s a new government they too have proved that they are fulla shit as the previous ones were. They seem to spend shitloads on rubbish but ignore mental health – typical useless bullshit government.
Now on to Australian TV or should I say ‘the images on Australian TV’s.’ What a total bucket of shite, they touted new channels and what are they? bloody shopping channels, 7 of em!! If you’re interested in shopping or sport you’d be as happy as a pig in shit here, I on the other hand require more mental stimulation so suffice it to say I’ve watched sod all TV – about the only time I use the TV is for the Xbox 😉
Anyway, enough gabbering on have a good 2014
There can be no greater face slapping for a foreign national pretending to be a football manager than having his name ridiculed in his own countries media.
The following is from the ‘Malaysian Insider’ – link to the story at the end.
At a time when our Prime Minister touts that the government is doing all it can to curb our spiraling deficit, it seems puzzling that they were more than eager to splurge RM15 million to aid Vincent Tan in his sponsorship for Cardiff City.
Furthermore, when queried over why our government was willing to waste RM15 million of taxpayer’s money on this, Tourism and Culture Minister Datuk Seri Nazri Aziz stated that the deal covering one season would help the ministry gain global “publicity and public relations” benefit and to attract high-end tourists from the United Kingdom and other Western European nations to Malaysia.
Because there’s close to 1800 CD’s now listed I split the list more to make it easier to troll through 😉
Just got around to updating the CD list, more in the A’s, D’s n M’s