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The Joys Of Living In The Arse End Of The World

That being Australia, have you seriously tried to get overseas TV channels that actually work for greater than 10 minutes without crackin’ up or shittin’ itself completely??? If you can get TVChile and Chilevision in Australia and it’s NOT supplied bt UBIWorld TV, lemme know coz ever since they took over from Select TV the service has gone to shit – I’ll be fucked if I know why I actually still pay ‘em, maybe it’s in the hope that they’ll sort their shit-house service out.

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NSW, Australia – The Fuck Up State

I used to buy repairable writeoff’s to fix up, in fact I’ve still got one that I bought in 2009 but from the beginning of this year the NSW government in attempt to halt naughty people from doing body swaps or “re-birthing” as they like to call it, brought in a law making the re-registration of a repairable writeoff nigh on f***in impossible.

Now we all know that it hasn’t worked, insurance premiums have gone through the ceiling and the crims are still doing body swaps etc so what was the point of the whole exercise? f***ing none that I can see, just more bureaucratic bull shit to make life difficult and more expensive for those that have to live in this c*** of a state they call New South Wales.

Yeh yeh I can hear you saying “well move ya whinger” – why the f*** should I? I sure as f*** didn’t screw the state over, checkit, NSW has the worst road system, the worst rail system, is the most expensive for electricity (4 times more than the UK), is the most expensive for gas, is the most expensive for petrol, is the most expensive for food – yada yada yada, need I go on!!

Actually to prove my point I just hopped on the local automotive auction site, and went for a wander, then chose the car you see, just at random. To buy it then put it back on the road (inc all the bullshit fee’s you have to pay now) would probably cost you as much as you’d pay for one from a car yard and yes the damage you see IS the damage. The idea of buying from auction is to obtain a bargain but nooooo in comes the NSW government AGAIN to f*** it all up for Mr and Mrs Joe Average. All they had to do was to amend the existing laws to say that the purchaser could not re-sell the car, bike, whatever for a minimum of 18 mths – easy fix far as I’m concerned.
Oh and I’ve blurred various details for legal reasons, I’m not in the mood to listen to wankers whinge!!

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Readers Digest, The Worlds Biggest Waster Of Paper!!

They would have to be surely??? The amount of SHIT I get in my mail box from these idiots is staggering and ALWAYS ends up going through the SHREDDER. I didn’t give them my postal details so they shouldn’t be sending their tree wasting crap to me so get the fuck outta my face - grrrrrrrrr.

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How close to Sinultimata Are We Going To Get?

Just got the quarterly leccy bill, $522 – that’s obscene when you consider that there are only two adults here and I barely watch TV which apparently is the biggest user of household electricity apart from things like fridges etc.

I was standing outside earlier and the way things are going, it reminded me of a paragraph or two or three from Sinultimata, a short story I wrote (and published so it’s well def copyright) in 2004;

“Echoing sounds of steel shutters bellowed across the darkening sky, as the sun seemed to force its escape on the horizon. Dull streetlights flickered into life, their weak illuminations a direct cause of power being directed to the more affluent suburbs so they could retain their twenty-four hours of daylight and security.

The howling of the security dogs, if one could call them that, pierced the night sky as they crawled from their fortified cages below the suburban houses. These were no ordinary guard dogs; they made the Pit-Bull of the late twentieth century seem like cuddly puppies. Even their owners, safe in their cocoons of steel and cement, never ventured outside while these beasts patrolled the high fenced gardens.

Gone were the days when children played in the streets against a backdrop of chattering women as the sun dipped low in the west. Gone were the days when children could safely walk and play in the streets at dusk, the orange glow of the sun their forever friend and guide – it was a sad day indeed when the government widened the gap between the haves, and the have nots.

Samuel preferred a non-confrontational lifestyle, but it rarely happened that way although his wealthy appearance did help on occasion. His ankle length leather coat and polished boots left him well out of place in this canyon of high wire fences and rabid dogs, but he enjoyed the silence it brought.

Rounding a corner he saw there, in the distance, the nightly group of well-heeled brats as he called them, four teenage boys and three girls – their designer label clothes completely out of place in this area of no name foods and people who threw their new born to their guard dogs to rid themselves of one more mouth to feed. . .

If you want to read the rest, you’ll have to buy the book – maybe it’ll help me pay me leccy bill :)

Anyhoo, as far as I’m concerned the Labor party and the Liberal’s for that matter – no let’s make that ALL politicians can go ’expletive’ ‘emselves then base jump from their ivory towers – just do us all a a favour and forget your parachutes!!

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Sod It

Dropped me friggin glasses n a lense broke grrrrrrrrr – damn near blind as a bat now!!

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Just a quick thing

“We can get you on page one of Google” spammers: PISS OFF YA FULLA SHIT!! This site isn’t here to get top spot on Google you knobs it’s here for my own enjoyment, nothing more.

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