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Just Summut I Found

Carl — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 23:38:10 +0000

The teacher gave the class a bowl full of lifesavers and asked the children to identify the flavors by their colour, and this they did
Red………………….Cherry
Yellow……………….Lemon
Green………………..Lime
Orange ………………Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your Mother may sometimes call your father.’
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, ‘Oh my God! They’re arse-holes!

You Can Tell I’m Bored When I enjoy Reading Stat’s!!

Carl — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 11:52:59 +0000

Yep that’s right, I sat there n read through the sites stat’s and had a good ol’ chuckle someone from Duncan Oklahoma spent over arf n hr wanderin’ the site – you’d be surprised how many spammers are getting blocked though.

Apart from that, I’ve been creating 3D video animations, talk about time consuming *shrug* only got a squillion more to do, ranging from 2 mins in length to 7 or 8 mins each.

Oh well, 10pm, old body sayin “SLEEP YA PRAT” so onwards n upwards I go.

More music

Carl — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 02:13:52 +0000

Added a few more CD’s to the list, such as a few Mago de Oz, Badger, damn I’ve forgotten – oh well just go look

Ya just gotta love this band

Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting!!

Carl — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 01:11:16 +0000

They may as well have been, well atleast the dutch football team – talk about rough house tactics. As far as games go, it wasn’t too bad but then again it wasn’t too good either.
It was all too much bash, barge and dive for me. Spain’s fluid game was regularly interrupted by off handed tactics from the dutch and their game was put off by too much of the ‘hit the ground and squirm’ that goes on in todays game of football – thankfully Ronaldo and Portugal weren’t playing, the bloody game would still be going now!!!

All in all though, the better team won, SPAIN!! and it’s proved once and for all that Euro 2008 wasn’t a one off.

Now let’s hope that Wales can make it in to Brazil 2014, though with TosserShack at the helm Wales has got no hope. Today though is Spanish football’s day – viva la Furia Rojas.

Well I got them right :)

Carl — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 00:37:19 +0000

Spain over olympic diver Ronaldo and his motley crew, followed up by a rather lack-lustre win over Paraguay who I might add can go home with their heads held high, a damn sight higher than brazil after the Netherlands beat ’em brooohahaha.
I was pretty sure that Germany was going to beat the argies but not by 4 goals, geez what are the Germans trying to achieve, the record for most goals scored in a tournament

The “back hand from God” goes to uruGAY though, the tool who handled the ball and stopped the Ghana goal got sent off which means nothing IMHO – what should happen in instances like that is the goal should stand plus the player should be sent off. There is too much in the way of diving and professional fouls in the games today, it’s time FIFA and the football leagues look at a video ref. What’s worse. Adding a minute of extra time because a diver rolls around the pitch in mock agony, or 20 seconds while the video ref views the tape, makes the decision and the diver gets booked for being a plank???

Anyhoo La Furia Roja play the Germans next. This will be their toughest match yet and I just get the feeling it’s gunna go to penalties – another thing I hate about todays game. Bring back the golden goal!!!! Oh n the Netherlands have uruGAY – so the orange army will be first in to the WC finals!!

Summut Good To See At The 2010 World Cup

Carl — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 00:47:27 +0000

GROWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL

This World Cup Is One Of The Worst

Carl — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 22:50:35 +0000

Can’t be much simpler than the title, blatant un-challenged hand ball’s from Brazilian’s, some of the most appalling referring I’ve ever seen as far as decisive send offs etc etc. To be quite honest, I am so over the world cup now and I was really looking forward to it but there’s just been too many momentous cock-ups.

As far as I’m concerned, this is how it should be run; standard rules (obviously) but no ref’s from participating countries and give the captains of each team three opportunities per game to contest suspect issues and have a video ref decide on whether or not the field ref’s decision should be overturned on the spot. Brazil’s handball in todays game would have been disallowed, Kewell’s send off would have probably resulted in a card not a send off etc etc etc.

Time to get with the program FIFA – you’re starting to lose the REAL fan base. What would you prefer, them or the fans (and I use the word loosely) who spend their time pissed, throwing stuff and being generally abusive. Oh wait what am I saying. FIFA are only in it “for the money!!”

Oh and don’t get me started on them f***ing vuvuwhatsits – I’d rather hear the crowd chanting not some mass marketed annoyance.

Gracias a La Vida

Carl — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 00:14:47 +0000

Funny as all s**t

Carl — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 09:05:45 +0000

Quick someone pat the england goalie on the back for giving the whole world a bloody great larf!!! Oh and yes this video is backwards, don’t blame me I just grabbed it off Youtube

R.I.P. Ronnie James

Carl — Sun, 16 May 2010 21:32:56 +0000

Ronnie James Dio, the passing of another rock legend! You will be missed.